Male enhancement?

Ever notice while watching television at night, the later it gets the more commercials you see for male enhancement drugs? Viagra, Cialis, etc. Viagra commercials usually show some stupid man having a conversation with himself in a mirror about whether or not he should talk to his doctor about the fact he can't 'get it up'. As if he shared this information with a doctor, it would make him less of a man. Aren't you already less of a man if you can't even be honest? Here is a thought. Tell the truth for once. Stop pretending to be something you aren't. Perhaps it will actually make your life a little better.
Then there is ExtenZe commercials. Total douche bag older male sitting in a club with a bunch of 20 somethings. He sees some girl that looks like a skeleton in a little black dress, sitting there looking at him as if he was a ribeye steak with millions of dollars. He looks at her and gestures for them to leave the club. Yeah, right. I have news for you douchebag. If it was that easy? Chances are she's a hooker. I mean, the girl looks like she's been wrestling in baby oil already. Or maybe that's just her still sweaty from the john she picked up before you. Here is the real newsflash for you, too. That pill you took to make your penis larger? A simple erection WILL make your penis larger. Get a grip on reality, please.
The most clever commercials I've seen yet, are those from Enzyte. Smiling Bob is the man. This is how its done, people. A couple that looks like Ward and June Cleaver from "Leave it to Beaver", no pun intended. A very cute and classy way to advertise your little pill that makes an old coot chase his poor wife around the house for 4 hours. The little innuendos you throw into this commercial are genius. Kudos to you, Enzyte.
Now, lets travel to the fantasy world of Cialis commercials. Complete and utter crap. They make their scenes look like you are in the land of elf from Lord of the Rings. Why are there 2 side by side, clawfoot tubs out in the wilderness? Why are you even in separate tubs if you just took a stupid pill that makes you horny as hell for the next 4 hours? Did you already have 4 hours of nonstop sex? Did you injure your poor wife and now she has to soak? How romantic.
Why don't you just try being a man? Try picking your boxers off the floor and place them in the dirty clothes bin for a change. Stop making your wife have to do it for you. Lift the lid when you take a piss and try not spraying down the walls while you are at it. Take the trash out without having to be asked. Find a compliment about the dinner she cooked you, instead of something negative. In other words, try looking at things from both sides of the fence. Perhaps you will be surprised at the little things you can do to make your relationship more like it used to be. A less tired wife could be more giving. Same thing applies to the women, too. There is no preferential treatment here. It works both ways, people.
Look back to the beginning of your relationship and try to find things to do to get that spark back. You don't need stupid, expensive drugs to 'enhance' your life. I'm just sayin'...